Brent Plater Promotes Brent Plater

2008-02-24T17:45:00.000-08:00

How did Brent become "Brent"?

I don't know about you, but I sure can't get enough of Brent Plater on the Internet. Thankfully for us, Mr. Plater has ensured that the Internet is so full of his self-promoting content, that even Google is having trouble keeping up with it. The inventors of the Internet, DARPA, have been meeting secretly at their D.C. headquarters in contemplation of substituting the "Internet" moniker in favor of "InterPlater". Even Al Gore is in the process of recoining his catch phrase to "The Brent Plater Super Highway".

Yes, Plater has been on an around-the-clock campaign of shameless self-promotion. He does so through the many web sites and blog spots he has created for himself, as well as through the variety of media sources he gained access to while passing himself off as a "caring" staff attorney for the Center for Biological Diversity (CBD). Although much of Plater's self-published content celebrates his less than trivial accomplishments, a significant amount of content is devoted to his main focus in life, i.e., ridding the planet of companion animals. It is Plater's self styled jihad on dogs that deserves our special attention in this blog.

Why, you might ask, does Plater so rabidly hate man's best friend? One can only speculate as to what type of childhood Plater must have had; what kind of horrific things must have happened to him to cause this deep-seated hatred. Perhaps one day science will explore the remains of Mr. Plater's brain and determine what exactly went wrong there. However, full analysis into the pathology of Plater is beyond the scope of this blog space. That is something that is best left to the pros.

However, Hollywood has provided us valuable insight into the pathology of what society labels as psychopaths and sociopaths. Many a film has chronicled their unique profiles. For example, we have learned that many a psychopath/serial killer displays an unrelenting obsession with their victims or targets. Often the mysterious killer is finally unveiled for us just moments before the final credits come scrolling across the screen. Typically, this occurs when the detectives finally come upon the residence of the suspected killer. It is then that our heroes, and we, the finger nail biting audience, are confronted with a room covered with marked up newspaper clippings and magazine pages depicting the murders and their victims. We are shocked at the killer's complete obsession with himself and his deeds.

Likewise, in the case of Brent Plater, his web and blog spaces are replete with material pertaining to his obsession. Endangered species and global warming do not take center stage. Rather, the walls of Brent Plater's Internet hiding space are covered with an array of self- authored clippings about one thing and one thing only -- Brent Plater! Yes, Brent is completely obsessed with himself. No doubt he has grandiose plans in Sacramento or Washington DC as a influential politician or lobbyist. Clearly, Plater plans to use a ubiquitous web presence as a springboard for his ambitous ascent to wealth and power.

Brent's Theme Song

We encourage all visitors of this blog to check it out for yourself. A partial list of Brent Plater authored blogs and web sites follow:
http://brentplater.org/
http://brentplater.blogspot.com/
http://brentplater.wordpress.com/
http://sfdogblog.blogspot.com/
http://www.ggnrabigyear.org/

Of course, don't expect to be able to comment on any of Plater's web/blog spaces. As Brent stated at the March 6, 2006 GGNRA Negotiated Rulemaking Committee Meeting at Fort Mason, San Francisco, "I don't need public comment. I am the public!"

We here at Brent Plater Promotions would like to facilitate your ability to locate all Brent Plater self-promotional content. Please check back with us on a routine basis as we update our links to additional Plater authored content. Surely, there will be more.

Brent Plater Promotions, LLC

Brent Plater Promotes Brent Plater